Can we fire Chuck Schumer? Because if anybody deserves it, Little Chuckie does.
Of course, for Little Chuckie, that could constitute a fate worse than death itself. You see, Chuck has never collected a real paycheck in the private sector in his entire life. Every last penny Little Chuckie has ever made in his valueless life was extorted from the beleaguered taxpayer. If left to his own meager, ill-equipped devices in the commercial world, Little Chuckie would be eaten alive like a crippled salamander in a river full of piranha.
Which would make for entertaining, if very brief, pay-per-view TV fare.