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Im writing out my memoirs.
As people ought to know,
I really should be president,
Now Ive nowhere else to go,
Ive hung on to an old letch,
Thought he'd pave the way,
But all he did was hold me back,
Should now call it a day.
No moving back to my old home,
The one thats painted white,
The votes were in my favour,
Now I know that cant be right,
Ive asked the help of Meryl,
To tear that Trump apart,
She gave it all she could that night,
All acting with no heart.
So then I phoned Madonna,
Said honey help me please,
Think of all the filth you know,
Its easy youre a sleaze.
Now add Judd for good measure,
Off her trolley with abuse,
Spoke of blood and dirty bits.
A cannonball whos loose.
Im angry, sad, embarrassed,
To be beaten down by Trump,
Ill take my hatred out on him,
But its with Bill I have the hump.
Will the book be housed in the "Fiction" section of the library?
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