NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars- thedailybeast (conspiracy, dollars)

[Mtnluver8956]

On Thursday, Alex Jones welcomed a guest to talk about how kidnapped children have been sent on a two-decade mission to space. NASA now denies the interplanetary conspiracy.

Can't make this stuff up LOL


NASA Denies That It

[LGR_NYR]

The story beneath the NASA story is more interesting, truthful and very scary. Fix the human traffic issue on this planet first before worrying about Mars.

[blktoptrvl]

This is just the kind of story where we need a crack investigative reporter... Quick, get Alex Jones... He will get to the bottom of this.

Edit: So you say this IS an Alex Jones story? Hummm. Without ever listening to him, I have come to know his area of expertise. I must be psychic - book me on his show for a million dollars; I will tell him all about the government attempt to breed Man-Fish and other things his listeners will buy into.

[parfleche]

At least it is a union colony Jimmy Hoffa who is in the witness protection program runs the place.

[bcattwood]

How cruel. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

[LKJ1988]

Originally Posted by bcattwood

How cruel. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

No one will ever live there. We can't even get past orbit let alone another planet.

[New Wave Carpetbagger]

Originally Posted by bcattwood

How cruel. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

Yep, I'm old enough to get this.

[TBCasino]

Originally Posted by bcattwood

How cruel. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

You just won the Internet.

[T-310]

Damn, secret is out.

[Hrw-500]

Originally Posted by bcattwood

How cruel. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

Worse than Detroit? Sorry I couldn't resist to post that one


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