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The days of Archie Bunker have long passed. It's time we stopped judging people by the color of their skin... we have to start thinking about the things that really matter, for instance, what type of belly button people have.
If you have an outie then you can get the hell "outie" my country, this is America!
Deuteronomy 200:522 says, "A man whose umbilical protrusion extendeth more than a tenth of one cubit beyond the surface level of the belly skin while in prone position is a man who shall never know God and must be shunned lest great wrath come upon the populace of his neighbors and far-flung allies."
The same goes for the people with the third nipples. My brother has a third nipple... he's been dead to me ever since I found out.
Leviticus 3:59 states, "Thou shalt have no teat existing without another teat to match, so sayeth the Lord. 3 5 or 7 teats are an abomination. 2, 4, 6, and 8, however, are acceptable. 12 teats is, in fact, preferrable, and a sign of blessings to come. Any teat must have one a half cubit across from it in order that it may be paired, each according to its kind."
It's time we stopped tolerating these people walking around, giving off their extra milk and grossing us out with their protruding belly buttons! Time to ship them off to the North Pole so that they can chill with that chimney-climbing peeping tom Santa Claus and leave America for the REAL Americans, the ones with only an even number of nipples and normal people belly buttons!
The days of Archie Bunker have long passed. It's time we stopped judging people by the color of their skin... we have to start thinking about the things that really matter, for instance, what type of belly button people have.
If you have an outie then you can get the hell "outie" my country, this is America!
The same goes for the people with the third nipples. My brother has a third nipple... he's been dead to me ever since I found out.
Leviticus 3:59 states, "Thou shalt have no teat existing without another teat to match, so sayeth the Lord. 3 5 or 7 teats are an abomination. 2, 4, 6, and 8, however, are acceptable. 12 teats is, in fact, preferrable, and a sign of blessings to come."
It's time we stopped tolerating these people walking around, giving off their extra milk and grossing us out with their protruding belly buttons! Time to ship them off to the North Pole so that they can chill with that chimney-climbing peeping tom Santa Claus and leave America for the REAL Americans, the ones with only an even number of nipples and normal people belly buttons!
Funny.
In Japan, contrary-minded people are often called "hesomagari" (having one's belly-button on the side)...
Without the people with outie belly buttons taking our jobs we could afford to hire REAL Americans for the jobs the three teated people are willing to do for less because of their excess of milk energy and their secret ability to use their belly buttons as electrical sockets. If we don't stop them we'll soon be the minority because of these "evolutionary adaptations" which I call "Darwinist nonsense intended to keep us from realizing the menace of the hideously malformated."
Without the people with outie belly buttons taking our jobs we could afford to hire REAL Americans for the jobs the three teated people are willing to do for less because of their excess of milk energy.
Even the guys? I mean....your brother is a dairy producer?
The pieces of your particular puzzle are starting to fall into place.
The government has been conspiring with the Three Teated Lobby, who control the world's cash flow and run all of the media, to infiltrate our food supply with male lactation drugs in order to increase the dominance of those with extra spouts! Vote Ron Paul 2008 to preserve our freedoms.
The government has been conspiring with the Three Teated Lobby, who control the world's cash flow and run all of the media, to infiltrate our food supply with male lactation drugs in order to increase the dominance of those with extra spouts! Vote Ron Paul 2008 to preserve our freedoms.
So that's what General Buck Turgidson meant by "precious bodily fluids"!
The Reds are in on it too, they know that with an increase in male lactation the differences between the sexes would be reduced, leading us down a slippery slope towards the total destruction of all differences between individuals thus the increasing appeal of Communism, as has been revealed in a telling diatribe by the secret Muslim Barack Obama that I can't reveal because it's TOOO secret and it has to wait until the general election so that it can be used against him, as well as my evidence of John McCain's confession that back in the day he used to kidnap puppies for fun and throw them off airplanes while flipping a coin to decide whether they got parachutes or not-- in order to make sure that only Ron Paul voters go to the polls and we get our freedoms and liberty back from the slimy hands of the New World Order run by the Three Teated Antichrist, he who shall not be named, and his minion who possesses a Belly Elephant Trunk, as was prophecized by the Lost Scriptures of old.
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The Reds are in on it too, they know that with an increase in male lactation the differences between the sexes would be reduced, leading us down a slippery slope towards the total destruction of all differences between individuals thus the increasing appeal of Communism, as has been revealed in a telling diatribe by the secret Muslim Barack Obama that I can't reveal because it's TOOO secret and it has to wait until the general election so that it can be used against him, as well as my evidence of John McCain's confession that back in the day he used to kidnap puppies for fun and throw them off airplanes while flipping a coin to decide whether they got parachutes or not-- in order to make sure that only Ron Paul voters go to the polls and we get our freedoms and liberty back from the slimy hands of the New World Order run by the Three Teated Antichrist, he who shall not be named, and his minion who possesses a Belly Elephant Trunk, as was prophecized by the Lost Scriptures of old.
If we don't stop the advance of their maniacal agenda, in a couple of decades... nigh... in a couple of YEARS they'll be milking you.
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