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I can see so many more things to add.
Global warming. Cops think broom is a dangerous weapon and blow it to bits when snowman does not put it down. Dog comes by and releifs himself.
My son once built a couple of snowmen fighting each other in the front yard with sticks. He wanted some red food coloring for blood. I'm not very Pc, or whatever and gladly mixed something up. I had one parent knock on my door to complain about the bloody snowmen, I told her I was proud of his imagination.
The wounded snowmen lasted a few weeks until it got warm. I took a picture and had it on the fridge for a while.
Last edited by Izzie1213; 01-23-2018 at 02:26 PM..
“What a morning...”
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbours complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 ISIS just claimed responsibility...