Presidential Limericks (Clinton, Reid, fence, March)

[FiveLoaves]

He thought he could trust his Fixer
To pay off his porn-star tricksers.
But now, oh my Gawd,
He's pleaded to Fraud,
Your Legacy just took a kick, sir.


The President went to Helsinki,
To meet with the Kremlin Pinkie.
He stood next to Vlad,
And it came off real bad.
He left the stage smelling stinky.



Oh my goodness. These are so easy. C'mon.....post yours !

[ottomobeale]

There once was a party of blue
As the party of labor it grew
They fixed it for Clinton
Did not take the hintin
An easy win they blew

[FiveLoaves]

Good one, Otto

The Russians came to Trump Tower.
They met for over an hour.
These Kremlin flacks,
Delivered the hacks,
That put this Imposter in power.

Keep 'em coming !!

[ottomobeale]

There once was a party of red
For main street businessman they said
Now they march to the right
With no end in sght
Now for billionaires instead

[GotHereQuickAsICould]

Trump prepped his pale Deplorables:
"You're easy marks and scorables!
Now when I bray
genuflect & obey,
and I'll soon promote you to Horribles!"

Michael R. Burch

[phma]

The left is out of their head
now that collusion is dead
Pull the cork off the bottle
do like Hillary and waddle
Liberals full of outrage and dread

Take a walk in the woods
when you don't have the goods
Bark like a dog
and feed at the trough like a hog
Scum sucking Antifa in the black hoods

Its never to late to run on the hate
A hole in the fence is a sole mate
Gender and bend her its never too soon
Space force is need to send them too the moon
Liberals line up early for a ticket but its never to late

On the moon they will flourish with ease
Raping and pillaging and cutting the cheese
Past me Sam Adams one of my favorite beers
We'll celebrate Trumps rule of 6 more years
Nothing to disgusting as a Dem supporting a sleaze

This and other works by the author at fine book stores everywhere.

[FiveLoaves]

ph dude -- this is a limerick thread.......not bad haiku !!

Rudy dismissed Collusion.
But only added confusion.
His credibility went south,
When he opened his mouth
Every time you turned Fox News on.

[moneill]

Not as clever as all of you but enjoying.

[FiveLoaves]

They make it so easy....

The Reign of President Trump,
Hit a terrible mid-term slump.
But what can I say,
It started the day,
That he called the White House a Dump.

[ottomobeale]

During the president of O
Reid killed the filibuster oh no!
Time went on
Now used by the party of Don
Now you reap what you sew.