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Originally Posted by Old Gringo
Today is a day for Trumplings to be especially proud of their boy.
So much winning.
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Let's review.
Trump shows up to Helsinki with Putin's wish list complete and immediately goes into seclusion with Putin for 2 hours.
Putin: "You fill the orders"
Trump "Yes, I got a lot done, sir."
"I see you completely put the G7 summit in total disarray? I was just hoping to plant doubt but you ruined any credibility they ever had in American participation. That'll teach them to kick me out." "Destroying NAFTA and the Transpacific Trade Agreement was a very nice touch."
"Good job comrade."
"Thank you, sir."
"The way you completely fractured NATO was an especially nice effort, comrade. It was number one on my priority list and although you actually agreed with Article 5, you were brilliant in saying so in such a way that no one believed you."
"Putting tariffs on all the European union was another of our top priorities and you handled it brilliantly. Now They will buy more Russian goods and my economy will rise."
"***** slapping Merkel was gold, pure gold, comrade."
"Thank you sir."
"You did it comrade. Completely poisoned trade between America, China, Europe and the rest of North America."
Destroyed all faith in the NATO alliance, relations with Great Britain and the rest of the EU."
"But what about America? You're still getting some pushback on your agenda to completely fracture the Democratic system." "And why is the Mueller guy still snooping around? You know he's real trouble for us, don't you?"
"I'm working on it. The people still have a free press and not enough republicans have rolled over for me to fire him but we're solid as soon as the Kavanaugh guy gets in the SCOTUS. Then nobody can touch us."
"Well stay on it fella, as I told you in the beginning, all opposition must be crushed, the sooner the better."
"Don't worry comrade, your secrets are all safe with me. You ever need more money to expand, just let me know and I'll inform the right people. Let's build that Trump Tower in Moscow and many more in the better parts of Russia. Don't worry, the elections are all taken care of. We'll take what we learned from 2016 and test it out on the 2018 midterms and we'll have a lock on the 2020 for you. America is so far behind us in hacking election systems it's no contest."
"Now let's go out there and do a presser. Do me a favor, I'll do most the talking, you take my lead. Try not to say anything at all if you can. If you say anything tell them how much you like me and how bad the Mueller investigation is. Other than that, just shut up.
DosVidanya Comrade, I drink $500 Vodka and eat Beluga caviar on the plane home tonight."
"Yes sir, whatever you say"