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DonJuanQuixote · 03-16-2016, 10:20 PM

-If Chuck Norris were president, they'd rename the Defense Department to the Offense Department.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he'd be his own running mate.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he would build a wall... all by himself.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he would be the first commando in chief.

-If Chuck Norris were president, the White House wouldn't be big enough for the first lady, his second lady, his third lady, etc.

woxyroxme · 03-16-2016, 10:29 PM

Chuck Norris got in a knife fight once, the knife lost.

rbohm · 03-16-2016, 10:33 PM

if chuck norris were president, the secret service would be protected by him.

rorqual · 03-16-2016, 10:41 PM

Chuck Norris is no Donald Trump.

rigby06 · 03-16-2016, 11:50 PM

A cobra snake once bit Chuck Norris and after 5 days of agony the cobra snake died.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

HappyTexan · 03-17-2016, 07:50 AM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ..twice.

Old Gringo · 03-17-2016, 11:52 AM

Yer gonna like this one.

DonJuanQuixote · 03-17-2016, 11:52 AM

If Chuck Norris were president, we would have Mount Chuckmore and the Statue of Norris.

BentBow · 03-17-2016, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dog8food

-If Chuck Norris were president, they'd rename the Defense Department to the Offense Department.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he'd be his own running mate.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he would build a wall... all by himself.

-If Chuck Norris were president, he would be the first commando in chief.

-If Chuck Norris were president, the White House wouldn't be big enough for the first lady, his second lady, his third lady, etc.

-If Chuck Norris were president, Putin would go hide under a rock.

LetsRock · 03-17-2016, 12:22 PM

If Chuck Norris were president, he could kick Barack so hard that his grandmother in Kenya would feel it.