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Originally Posted by Open-D
Because it is Canaduh, NOT Cana-do.
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Yeah we're eternally embarrassed of having to have Americans risk their lives to hide and smuggle six of our diplomats out of Iran while our helicopters were busily can-doing the desert landscape.
We are still smarting over closing our airspace to thousands of our own returning citizens deemed too great a threat to allow to land in their own country but you took them all without question or consideration of risk and sheltered them in your own homes for days until after we got over fear of our own people.
We are eternally glad you guys held off the Germans and had won all those tougher battles like Vimy Ridge while we were working up our courage to join the fray three years late and just barely before it ended.
Same again for WWII, we don't know what we would have done without America joining on day one with your pilots winning the air war over Britain and two full years of vacillation by Canada before we finally committed to hostilities. I mean; it really wasn't our war after all.
Oh, and we mustn't forget how just a few hundred of you held off a raging horde of thousands of Chicoms chasing our retreating backsides through your lines at the battle of Kapyong in Korea. The fact you were begged by us to hold at all costs and you doing just that, with hand to hand fighting, is the very reason why the Chinese retreated and never again threatened the 38th parallel, and arguably the only reason why there's even a South Korea today. We thought we were being magnanimous by awarding you a unit citation, the first foreign unit to be thusly awarded.
We were, after all only retreating for the third time so we have much to thank you for and our pride's intact with the nice shiny helmets marching to and fro to prove it..
We wold also wish to express our admiration for your decision to stay out of Vietnam debacle as having to leave all those Hueys rusting on the seabed over there in our haste to beat feet out of there is an embarrassment we're still smarting over and have spent millions trying to burnish our lacklustre image via Hollywood fantasies. We could have learned a thing or two about idiotic military adventurism from you on that one.
Now as to Iraq what can we say; we insisted on invading on a false premise and in spite of claiming to have the most bestest "can-do" military and spending billions trying to buy allegiance, we are still there to this day having no success whatsoever in quelling that cesspool even though today's recruits weren't even born yet when we lurched into that one.
Oh, and as too those many times you've saddled up and ran to our aid without being asked during any number of natural disasters, sometimes getting there before any of us do, we hope to perform as admirably in return and are just waiting for a hallmark "wiki-wiki" moment.
It'll eventually come, but today we've got abandoning the Peshmerga Kurds to get done with in a similar manner to our earlier Vietnam abandonment.
We missed that course that taught us repeating the same mistake over and over while expecting different results not jibing with our 'legend in our own minds' reality.
I'm sure you understand.
Hey; you're onto something here; this rewriting of actual historical events is way more fun than boring 'on topic' talk about a failing healthcare delivery system in America.