Trump Is Making People Feel So Good That Fireworks: Nearly Half Of Americans Had Best Sex Of Their Lives In 2019, Survey (money, children)

[No_Recess]

I bet both teams would favor subsidizing orgasms on taxpayer dime. General welfare clause, slip it into that massive bloated budget that's about to pass.

Give me an orgasm or give me death!

[Leo58]

Originally Posted by TheGoodTheBadTheUgly

I can attest to it! Trump is the Lovvveee doctor!



https://www.studyfinds.org/fireworks...-survey-finds/


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20% had sex in a car for the first time. Who were they polling, a group under 16 years old?

[take57]

People also tend to have a lot of sex when there's a blackout, storm or an isolating natural disaster, so yeah, it only makes sense Trump* should be included in those catalysts.

[Mike930]

Originally Posted by wrecking ball

you're thinking of trump while having sex?




well, that's one thing that separates you from melania.

This post made me both laugh and be disgusted at the same time.

Thanks for the laugh, but now I’ll have to abstain for a while to drill the thought of Trump out of my head....

[Brave New World]

Originally Posted by TheGoodTheBadTheUgly

I can attest to it! Trump is the Lovvveee doctor!



https://www.studyfinds.org/fireworks...-survey-finds/


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So the Trump supporters had the best sex ever, and apparently it had a real purty mouth to.

[Tonyafd]

Originally Posted by wrecking ball

you're thinking of trump while having sex?

well, that's one thing that separates you from melania.

Great post!

Melania thinks about Tim Conway even though he's dead.

[geekigurl]

Originally Posted by wrecking ball

you're thinking of trump while having sex?




well, that's one thing that separates you from melania.

Haha. Too funny.

[Brave New World]

Originally Posted by TheGoodTheBadTheUgly

I can attest to it! Trump is the Lovvveee doctor!



https://www.studyfinds.org/fireworks...-survey-finds/


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If you want rid of an unwanted erection simply think of Hillary Clinton, Margaret Thatcher or the Queen.

[animalcrazy]

Ewwww just ewwwww. This is a new low for desperate pro Trump threads. If I were your boss? I'd fire you.

This makes about as much sense as blaming Trump for couples with opposite political views getting divorced.

[Bungalove]

Originally Posted by wrecking ball

you're thinking of trump while having sex?




well, that's one thing that separates you from melania.

Dayum - I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard.