Former Republican Gov. Mike Huckabee urges Americans facing toilet paper shortages to use corn cobs instead.

[CCbaxter]

Originally Posted by redwood66

Do you need a rest? Or a new nappie?

That’s brilliant. Do you do stand up? Or are you just helping to make my point.

[Watchman57]

And for goodness sakes dont spill turpentine or alcohol on your corn cobs..Ouuuch....

[antinimby]

This is good advice. The Leftists just bash it because Huckabee is a Trump ally.

[Frank DeForrest]

Damn that amazon, we are gonna need those sears cataolgs!

[karlsch]

No need for corncobs. I'm sheltering in place and trying to avoid the coronavirus at all costs, so I had time to make this toilet paper saver video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrhf...ature=youtu.be

[Willamette City]

Originally Posted by craigiri

Well, listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed.......

What a disgrace that he claimed to be a preacher and was elected.

For some reason lately I've been singing the theme to the Hillbillies show.

[elvis44102]

washcloth

[eddie gein]

Originally Posted by CCbaxter

That’s brilliant. Do you do stand up? Or are you just helping to make my point.

All's I know is that Moonshine or Moon pies will fix what is ailin' ya'. Dependin' on what it is that's ailin' ya.

[skeddy]

corn cob?...don't know how it would work, you'd have to ask a Democrat.

[Kaphawoman]

Originally Posted by Southern man

As a young rural Southerner back in the 40’s who spent a lot of time out in the boonies. There was one time when I needed some TP. I had none,, there also was no corn field nearby. However, there was a swamp and swamps have lily pads. Based on my experience, don’t use lily pads.

Did a tiny frog make a home inside of you?