Eskimo Pie to Drop Derogatory Name, Dreyer’s Says (stereotypes, state, Oklahoma)

[WaldoKitty]

Little Richard made a song called Tutti Frutti. I think they should ban that song to be fair.

[MPowering1]

Originally Posted by Masterful_Man

This is total insanity, absolutely completely bonkers insanity.

I don't suppose they'll go with my suggestion of Indigenous Circumpolar Peoples Pies.

[mgdriver74]

What about "crackers"?

[MPowering1]

Originally Posted by Pilot1

Klondike Bar read your message and made one phone call.

I believe you mean Klonlesbian Bar.

[Pilot1]

Originally Posted by MPowering1

I believe you mean Klonlesbian Bar.

Well, I wouldn't know about those things. It's beyond the scope of what the Russians are paying me for.

[PilgrimsProgress]

I'm eating one of my favorite candy bars, Kinder Bueno. It means good children.

It promotes pedophilia so must be immediately banned!

[Camaro5]

Chef Boyardee still has his balls in my spaghetti.

[Winter_Sucks]

Originally Posted by WaldoKitty

Little Richard made a song called Tutti Frutti. I think they should ban that song to be fair.

Why?

[Suburban_Guy]

Here are some brands that need CHANGE I tell you.

- Geisha brands foods. The geisha image of the exotic, alluring, docile submissive geisha woman to serve your every desires. Needs to GO.



- The shamrock shake. Could be offensive to those of Irish descent, possibly bring to mind the image of a drunken elf.

- Butterfingers bar. Highly offensive to those people who are physically unable to grab and hold onto objects.

- Mission foods corporation. Missions, especially in California, were implicated in the "California Genocide." The name must be changed.

[No_Recess]

Originally Posted by MPowering1

I don't suppose they'll go with my suggestion of Indigenous Circumpolar Peoples Pies.

No, no, no.

You do a plot twist and throw everyone off -

Aunt Jemima's Pies!

World explodes!