If humans needed a mask to survive, we would have evolved to have one automatically

[snerk]

Originally Posted by RowingFiend

Your useless cloth mask(s) have not saved one single life. But you are a hero in your own mind.

Oh, I talk just like Daffy Duck. AND I chew tobacco nonstop. Spit everywhere I can, all day, every day. Nothing I like better'n just walking around town, spitting on peoples' driveways, in their mailboxes, on their pets... a mask really cuts down on my spitting proclivities. Now that you mention it, I am kind of a hero in my own mind. I am really good at spitting. Saliva Susie... that's my name. Although, I say it like, "Thaliva Thoothee" and probably will accidentally spit in your face while saying it. THORRY. I will put my mathkth on.

[eddie gein]

If humans really needed toilet paper....

[phma]

Originally Posted by snerk

Oh, I talk just like Daffy Duck. AND I chew tobacco nonstop. Spit everywhere I can, all day, every day. Nothing I like better'n just walking around town, spitting on peoples' driveways, in their mailboxes, on their pets... a mask really cuts down on my spitting proclivities. Now that you mention it, I am kind of a hero in my own mind. I am really good at spitting. Saliva Susie... that's my name. Although, I say it like, "Thaliva Thoothee" and probably will accidentally spit in your face while saying it. THORRY. I will put my mathkth on.

Congratulations, sounds like you are in the major leagues now !!! Getting that big playcheck !!!