New Weapon? involuntary defecation.... (activist, Brown, Denver, elections)

[Mullenite]

New Weapon? involuntary defecation....
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.

Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/06...em-convention/

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[tonrob]

I'm sorry - that's just a load of crap!

[Mike from back east]

No known evidence of this "weapon" exists. Urban Myth. This thread should be closed or deleted as a case of spam.

[nicolem]

Wasn't there an episode of "South Park" about this a few years back? They called it the Brown Noise- I think. I wonder if Comedy Central is the source for this article?

[01Snake]

Crap Cannon!! Too funny

[Ibginnie]

There is no article that I can find on foxnews.com. I did an extensive search using all of the names mentioned as well as the "key words."

Mullenite, did I miss something? If there is such a link please post it. Otherwise, I agree with Mike, you are just trolling.

[bbkaren]

Someone with a truckload of depends could make a killing at that event...

[Ibginnie]

Thanks, TnHilltopper. I wonder why when using their search feature it didn't come up for me.

[norcalmom101]

Rubber bullets more likely.

[Nomander]

Never heard of it as a legit weapon (well, outside of movies, etc..). Though if you have ever had a roommate working on their MBA in chemistry who liked to pull pranks, you might have experienced this used in a similar manner. That and having your urine glow a neon green. *chuckle*