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I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted
to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull
weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while
her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and
asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you
can just pay him the $50?"
I don't understand that people are so serious about a joke......wow there isn't enough laughing these days and now I understand why....
Brown is the new Black...people get upset...racism.
Gay is the new black...racism
White is the new black...I didn't anybody get mad....
To me it all is about fashion and colors, except for the gays, if they want to be called the new black..so be it and it is just a frase on a sign.....laugh and have fun
Oh, hell, this has been circulating through the internet for years! A couple of firends sent this to me at least two years ago. I can't believe people are actually questioning where a joke originates from. Lame.
I don't understand that people are so serious about a joke......
Maybe because it wasn't a joke? You didn't think it was when you posted it. You apparently didn't expect (shame on you) anyone to call you on plagarism. So now you are being torn a new one. This 'innocence' displayed in your last post is so pathetic though. I had a boss once who would have a field day with you. She could look at you pityingly and say "stop it, please, just stop, you are embarassing yourself" in such a way that you just wanted to crawl in a hole and never come out again.
I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted
to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked
her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull
weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while
her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and
asked, "Why aren't you simply inviting him over here yourself,
for him to earn that money. Would you tell me why?"
I don't understand that people are so serious about a joke......wow there isn't enough laughing these days and now I understand why....
Brown is the new Black...people get upset...racism.
Gay is the new black...racism
White is the new black...I didn't anybody get mad....
To me it all is about fashion and colors, except for the gays, if they want to be called the new black..so be it and it is just a frase on a sign.....laugh and have fun
How is homelessness funny, Bentlebee? How is it a joke?
Several people who have posted on here volunteer with homeless people- myself included. To call the situation anything but SERIOUS would be the joke.
Maybe because it wasn't a joke? You didn't think it was when you posted it. You apparently didn't expect (shame on you) anyone to call you on plagarism. So now you are being torn a new one. This 'innocence' displayed in your last post is so pathetic though. I had a boss once who would have a field day with you. She could look at you pityingly and say "stop it, please, just stop, you are embarassing yourself" in such a way that you just wanted to crawl in a hole and never come out again.
What difference does it matter? Does the truth hurt?
Gee, I'd like to assume that people who claim their party supports individual initiative would at least accredit it.
Guess when it's intellectual property it's diiiiifferent?
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