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lamexican · 01-26-2009, 07:46 PM

Where can you find a big head with half a brain?
Crest View Drive!

Swampmonster · 01-26-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lamexican

Where can you find a big head with half a brian?
Crest View Drive!

If you put your ear up to his ear you can hear the ocean ..........and a beef and bean burrito fart.

odanny · 01-26-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Upton

You probably heard it on Limbaugh, Savage or any of those other fools that tell you what to think.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Swampmonster · 01-26-2009, 07:51 PM

This will be fun until somebody fools around and gets an eye poked out,THEN we'll be in trouble.

highdesertmutz · 01-26-2009, 07:55 PM

don't let your meatloaf pal.

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Originally Posted by melinuxfool

I forget where I heard this one...

1.5 million people showed up at the inauguration, and only 15 of them missed work.

Cunucu Beach · 01-26-2009, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by muleskinner

What has 1,000 legs and 50 teeth?? The first five rows at a GOP rally.

Now that really is funny.

Redneck or just old, we conservatives know how to laugh at ourselves.

melinuxfool · 01-26-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunucu Beach

Now that really is funny.

Redneck or just old, we conservatives know how to laugh at ourselves.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented by rednecks? Because anyone else would have called it a "teeth" brush.

karfar · 01-26-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunucu Beach

Now that really is funny.

Redneck or just old, we conservatives know how to laugh at ourselves.

I'm pretty sure muleskinner is not a conservative.

Cunucu Beach · 01-26-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by karfar

I'm pretty sure muleskinner is not a conservative.

Yah, I realized that. I thought it was funny. Maybe I should have worded it like, "Redneck or just old like me, conservatives still can laugh at themselves."

Here's another one I received a couple of days ago:

We Americans were damn tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November and removed all doubt."

Swampmonster · 01-27-2009, 02:43 PM

Actually I AM a conservative liberal redneck

AND I'm so old that I have dinosaur crap on my boots.