Some of his diary-
Dear Diary,
I apologize if my writing is shaky. I’m writing this from the back of a van carrying migrant laborers on the way to Arizona. Oh, I should explain. After my last entry, I snuck into Jodie Foster’s house wearing a huge rubber mask. The rubber mask was of me (an old Gladiator promotional item I think). She wasn’t in at the time, and as I didn’t want to intrude, I left after splashing some water from her toilet on me. When I walked out the front door there were two police cars there, and I had to run for it. I managed to get away I think - fortunately because of the mask, they thought it was only me in there.
Joaquin Phoenix's Crazy Diary | Cracked.com
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