Levi Johnston: Sarah Palin Knew Of Sex Going On Under Her Roof (death, Clinton)

[calipoppy]

Originally Posted by minibrings

I sometimes wonder if the GOP is throwing Miss Palin under the bus.. not cool if they are..

She crawled under that bus herself...or was it a trailer?

[Evenstar51]

Originally Posted by calipoppy

She crawled under that bus herself...or was it a trailer?

I think they threw her to the wolves.

[Siouxcia]

Originally Posted by Salukifan1

I think they threw her to the wolves.

...from a helicopter.

[Evenstar51]

Originally Posted by Siouxcia

...from a helicopter.

Exactly!

[domergurl]

Palin's in the kitchen: THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!!

Bristol: <tap tap tap> Oh man ...
Sarah: What, hunny?
Bristol: I can't believe it
Sarah: Believe what, hunny?
Bristol: Levi sold me out! He's selling me out!!!
Sarah: What do you mean?
Bristol: I was just searching for demographic information on this awesome website and someone linked to this article!
Sarah: About what?
Bristol: Well ... here, read it ....
Sarah: Oh, I get it, this is one of those things that people shove in front of me to read!
Bristol: Well, if you want to look at it that way
Sarah: <puts on glasses>
Bristol: What's taking so long? The article isn't that long.
Sarah: shhhhhh shhhhhh
Bristol: Mom!
Sarah: shhhhhhhhhhhh ... oh dear!
Bristol: I'm so embarassed
Sarah: Yea!!! Hey Todd!!!! Did you see what happened to your sister! This is going to be really embarassing. Better call Zucker! I need another softball interview to make me look good and blame the gotcha media for going after working class people.
Bristol: Wait ... didn't you see what Levi said?
Sarah: Levi?
Bristol: My ex fiancee?
Sarah: Sorry hun, drawing a blank. Todd!!!!!! Get Zucker on the phone NOW!!!!
Todd: here hun ... Zucker. Gotta go down the the jail.
Sarah: Oh Jeff!
Zucker: Hi Sarahkins, I just read the news
Sarah: Yea, Todd's sister ... ugh!!!
Zucker: Uhhhhh Sarahpoo ... what about Levi?
Sarah: Levi?
Zucker: Didn't you read about what Levi said?
Sarah: Oh .. yea, so what?
Zucker: Well, sweetSarah, you DID campaign for abstinence only sex education and he's claiming that you allowed he and Bristol to share a bedroom in your home
Sarah: And?
Zucker: Well, they're teenagers, high schoolers? Oh Sarahwawa, I love explaining things to you!
Sarah: I sent them upstairs with a Bible to read and pray together! Bristol told me they were worshipping in private!
Zucker: Worshipping ... uhhhh yea ... tell ya what schmoopie poo ... let's issue a statement that we are saddened that Levi is trying to capitalize on his relationship with Bristol.
Sarah: Yea, ok, whatever. Where did Todd say he was going?

[delusianne]

Originally Posted by Mike from back east

That's not a foghorn you hear, that's the horn on the SS Sarah sounding as her rapidly sinking political future slips beneath the frothy ice cold waves of American politics. The GOP has already commandeered the lifeboats and are rowing as rapidly as they can away from the scene of the disaster. Sarah is going down to an icy political grave.

"I'm mama grizzly of the world!" >blub blub blub<

[domergurl]

Nah, Limbo will defend her and blame the liberal media for attacking the future of the GOP and all will be well again back in the village of Conservapublican.

[aurorawatcher]

Well the money he got for that show can pay his support payments now

[kdbrich]

Originally Posted by Upton

Well, well, well, allowing her unwed minor daughter to have sex under her roof...it looks like Gov. Bimbo, the abstinence preaching Wasilla hillbilly, wasn't practicing what she preaches after all..

Levi Johnston: "Pretty Sure" Sarah Palin Knew Of Sex Going On Under Her Roof | RadarOnline.com

just give it a rest, will you? She's old news....the election is over. Let it go....

[monkeywrenching]

Originally Posted by Upton

Well, well, well, allowing her unwed minor daughter to have sex under her roof...it looks like Gov. Bimbo, the abstinence preaching Wasilla hillbilly, wasn't practicing what she preaches after all..

Levi Johnston: "Pretty Sure" Sarah Palin Knew Of Sex Going On Under Her Roof | RadarOnline.com

so you call Sarah Palin a bimbo, would you or any other liberal/democrat like it if I started calling obama an uncle Tom?

if not, then please refrain from calling her something she is not.