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Old 06-21-2009, 09:50 PM
 
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A warning: This is a pitch I sent in to Cracked.Com as an article. It is, rude, and at times lewd. I think it's pretty funny, but it isn't for the easily offended. Read at your own risk

Five Guns That Are Clearly Compensating for a Tiny Penis - Esse Est Percipi - Open Salon
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:27 PM
 
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I never take that "tiny penis" argument seriously. It's nonsense. It would be just as logical to say that women with big hair or big diamond rings are compensating for tiny breasts.
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:37 PM
 
Location: Hangin' with the bears.
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I never take that "tiny penis" argument seriously. It's nonsense. It would be just as logical to say that women with big hair or big diamond rings are compensating for tiny breasts.
It's been my observation that women with big hair and big diamond rings usually have big breasts. Pamela Anderson comes to mind. But, that's just my observation....
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:46 PM
 
Location: Florida
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I never take that "tiny penis" argument seriously. It's nonsense. It would be just as logical to say that women with big hair or big diamond rings are compensating for tiny breasts.

Have you ever been to Cracked?

Serious and Cracked.com don't belong in the same sentence....all the "articles" are like this one.....

OP.....nice job, funny stuff....
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:48 PM
 
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Pretty funny, but if you don't mind a bit of constructive criticism:

The comments on the Lewis machine gun vs. "hot, humid climate" illustrated by a book cover showing Rommel's troops is creative, but I don't think one generally thinks of the North African campaign as being fought in "humid" conditions. (Also, the front-line infantry machine gun for the Brits in WWII was the Bren, as I'm sure you know. Although apparently the Long Range Desert Group liked the Lewis - I didn't know that.)

Apart from that - I chuckled. (Do the MG42 and the M2 next, eh?)
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:02 AM
 
Location: Missouri
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I never take that "tiny penis" argument seriously. It's nonsense. It would be just as logical to say that women with big hair or big diamond rings are compensating for tiny breasts.
Yeah, kind of like the people who have to call the conservatives names compensating for a small brain.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:44 AM
 
Location: Southeastern North Carolina
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It's been my observation that women with big hair and big diamond rings usually have big breasts. Pamela Anderson comes to mind. But, that's just my observation....
Yes, but are they _real_ big breasts? Maybe not, boob jobs are pretty common these days. Much more common than d*ck jobs.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:49 AM
 
Location: Washington state
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A warning: This is a pitch I sent in to Cracked.Com as an article. It is, rude, and at times lewd. I think it's pretty funny, but it isn't for the easily offended. Read at your own risk

Five Guns That Are Clearly Compensating for a Tiny Penis - Esse Est Percipi - Open Salon

I live in a rural area, so I own guns..but I don't make a big deal out of it. I mean, you own a gun...so what?

Some of these gun nuts appear to view gun ownership as an extension of their manhood. Obviously they are attempting to compensate for what they so obviously lack.
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:18 AM
 
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I live in a rural area, so I own guns..but I don't make a big deal out of it. I mean, you own a gun...so what?

Some of these gun nuts appear to view gun ownership as an extension of their manhood. Obviously they are attempting to compensate for what they so obviously lack.
Would you say the same goes for car nut collectors? You know like: "I have more cars then you do."
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Old 06-22-2009, 09:25 AM
 
Location: NY
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I live in a rural area, so I own guns..but I don't make a big deal out of it. I mean, you own a gun...so what?

Some of these gun nuts appear to view gun ownership as an extension of their manhood. Obviously they are attempting to compensate for what they so obviously lack.
Sigmund Freud had just the opposite opinion. He said those that fear guns have a "manhood" problem.
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