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Here are some ways to tell if your doctor is a space alien:
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1. Beware of doctors who have trouble identifying body parts. If you complain of pain in an elbow and he examines your wrist or forearm, you might very well be in the clutches of an extraterrestrial.
2. Human physicians often run late, but extraterrestrials are always right on time.
3. A doctor’s handwriting is usually quite sloppy. But aliens labor over their handwriting and the result is easy-to-read printing.
4. Most doctors draw blood for testing but need very little to get the job done. Physicians who ask for a quart or more of your blood have a hidden agenda – and may be extraterrestrials.
5. The vast majority of doctors dispense drugs through prescriptions and pharmacist. Alien doctors prefer to pass out “sample” pills and preparations that usually have nothing to do with the patient’s illness.
6. Aliens often recommend surgery for patients who feel great and have no symptoms of disease.
I think space aliens are a major problem in the health care industry in America. Why should MY tax dollars go to fund space aliens? If Obama gets what he wants, we'll be subsidizing Uranus, Mars and God knows what other planets. Actually, I'm pretty sure Obama is not from Kenya - he's from another galaxy and definitely not allowed to be POTUS.
I think we should get back to what our Founding Fathers wanted, and only let Landed Gentry White guys decide what's best for the rest of us. NOT these aliens that just come over here to suck off the American taxpayer teat.
Mr Obama may not be from out of this world but he is from out of this country and therefore an alien. Those ears are troubling as are the spindly wrists.
maybe it is from mal nutrition and carrying bundles of sticks on his head as a child.
Mr Obama may not be from out of this world but he is from out of this country and therefore an alien. Those ears are troubling as are the spindly wrists.
maybe it is from mal nutrition and carrying bundles of sticks on his head as a child.
Hmmm, yes perhaps. I always thought that....just like I KNOW there are lizard people running around.
Jokes on you.
The "alien" is the radical inhabiting the White House and his otherworldly agenda isn't getting off the ground.
After 2012 he'll be back at area 51.
Jokes on you.
The "alien" is the radical inhabiting the White House and his otherworldly agenda isn't getting off the ground.
After 2012 he'll be back at area 51.
You've had an appointment with the "doctor" recently, haven't you.
Mr Obama may not be from out of this world but he is from out of this country and therefore an alien. Those ears are troubling as are the spindly wrists.
maybe it is from mal nutrition and carrying bundles of sticks on his head as a child.
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