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WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal.
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Any real man who has any decency would have came out and ended this debate and proved where he was born. But no, this one seems to believe he has a right to conceal information.
Why not just end it and cough up the info like anyone else would by now.
This story will not end until he coughs up the info, bet on it.
Any real man who has any decency would have came out and ended this debate and proved where he was born. But no, this one seems to believe he has a right to conceal information.
Why not just end it and cough up the info like anyone else would by now.
This story will not end until he coughs up the info, bet on it.
I'm reading quickly and am tired, but somehow thought you were suggesting that Obama should literally cough up his own placenta. Ick, Sunshine Chick.
On that note, good night! Sweet dreams, everybody!
Any real man who has any decency would have came out and ended this debate and proved where he was born. But no, this one seems to believe he has a right to conceal information.
Why not just end it and cough up the info like anyone else would by now.
This story will not end until he coughs up the info, bet on it.
Any real man who has any decency wouldn't be a birfer in the first place.
And there's a very simple reason that President Obama should do exactly what he's doing. I've told it to you many times, and you ignore it every time. In fact, that's one reason his actions are perfect in this case.
Keep up with your insanity. Even Ann Coulter thinks you're a crazy wingnut.
Lookie here how creative the bed-wetters on the left are. hussein obama keeps losing ground every day and will leave a legacy of the most hated president in history.
Any real man who has any decency would have came out and ended this debate and proved where he was born. But no, this one seems to believe he has a right to conceal information.
Why not just end it and cough up the info like anyone else would by now.
This story will not end until he coughs up the info, bet on it.
I don't have the placenta, but I do have some damn fine polenta which Mrs. Punk was kind enough to make for me this evening. Be warned, she stirred it with her left hand.
Maybe search ebay or craigslist.
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