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Magnolia Bloom · 09-13-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by msina

and give them a Bible....................

I'd keep their BO books.

Gary Siete · 09-13-2009, 06:56 PM

Wow. Two strawmen at my door! I've never met a real strawman before but have read about them on city-data forums.

Magnolia Bloom · 09-13-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyholiday

Sorry, I am an atheist. I just see the cult following Chairman 0bama has and how people get teary eyed over his every word, like a God of some sort. I mean, when the man swatted a fly the liberals were crying tears of joy and the papers were proclaiming "Barack 0bama: First African American President to swat a fly".

Now come on. Be honest. That was pretty cool.

msina · 09-13-2009, 06:57 PM

Oh! OH-OH!!! Strawmen!!! I could terrorize them with a match till they handed over the goodies!

baxendale · 09-13-2009, 06:59 PM

I never answer the door to anyone preaching. But I'm pretty sure if you called in advance I may be willing to smoke some of the stuff you're on.

Magnolia Bloom · 09-13-2009, 06:59 PM

I thought it was hemp, not straw.

johnnyholiday · 09-13-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HIF

Now come on. Be honest. That was pretty cool.

I won't get into it, but no it wasn't cool. I am an animal lover, I don't even kill bugs.

msina · 09-13-2009, 07:03 PM

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First African American President to swat a fly

Ninja Obama

Bambina · 09-13-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by msina

BS,........... I think you already took their weed.

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Originally Posted by ray1945

More like constipation, because what you have written is pure, compacted feces....

High_Plains_Retired · 09-13-2009, 07:14 PM

If two men came to my door I would probably talk their ear off because right now I usually go for days without seeing another person. My nearest neighbor is 3/4 mile away. We would set up a line of soup cans in the field beside the house and would take turns with my .22 or 30-06 rifle to see who was the best shot. By the time they left they still may not be sure of their own gender but they would certainly know that being a male can sometimes be fun.

BTW Johnny, I once lived in Montgomery County, Maryland.