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Old 12-18-2009, 05:25 PM
 
Location: SE Florida
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Who would Jesus insure?
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:30 PM
 
Location: The Land Mass Between NOLA and Mobile, AL
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Who would Jesus insure?
Everyone!
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:54 PM
 
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:56 PM
 
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Those that only accepted Christ as their savior? The rest can burn in hell.
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Old 12-18-2009, 06:08 PM
 
Location: Arizona
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Those that only accepted Christ as their savior? The rest can burn in hell.
That's funny. It got me thinking that Jesus was just an insurance salesman. If you bought his policy, you got an eternal annuity to heaven. If you didn't, it was Satan's Collection Agency.
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Old 12-18-2009, 06:09 PM
 
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those that only accepted christ as their savior? The rest can burn in hell.

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Old 12-18-2009, 06:48 PM
 
Location: NC, USA
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Who would Jesus insure?
No one, jesus is a mythological entity. Maybe he and Captain Kangaroo are in cahoots.
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Old 12-18-2009, 06:52 PM
 
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Who would Jesus insure?
Jesus would probably be able to come up with an idea that had a modicum of sense to it instead of saying they're going to insure everyone, health care won't falter, rationing won't occur, taxes won't go up, etc.

You see, Jesus probably wouldn't lie like the congress is. He would probably use common sense & explain to those idiots that believe this garbage that they don't have the slightest grasp of math, economics or medicine and that they're not fit to run a lemonade stand, let alone health care.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:11 PM
 
Location: Thumb of Michigan
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http://www.speaker.gov/blog/wp-conte...10/126days.jpg

My favorite: "He don't break for Welfare Queens"

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Old 12-18-2009, 08:55 PM
 
Location: The Land Mass Between NOLA and Mobile, AL
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Hilarity. Ah, satire, your power to amuse never lets me down.
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