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Make him listen to the greatest hits of Britney Spears, day and night, for about one month.
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Originally Posted by TnHilltopper
Tie them to a chair and make them watch Glen Beck over and over again until they commit suicide by holding their breath to release themselves from the pain and suffering.
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Put him in a dark room with this clown:
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Make them read Palin's book I suppose...
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And then play her commentaries on Fox over and over again.
Man, I think I'd kill myself if I were subjected to that...
These were all too funny!!! I am laughing hysterically (ROFLMAO)...
Dont want them to achieve martydom, so I picked life in prison.
But, if the death penalty was carried out, I would recommend being boiled alive, slowly feet first into a large vat of liquified pork fat. It would be hard to enjoy their 72 virgins after that!
If they get executed they'll be viewed as martyrs and heroes and they'll die knowing they died for their cause. Life in a max security prison in solitary confinement would be just right.
And has anyone else noticed they never specify the types of 72 virgins? For all we know it could be 72 30+ year-olds who lived in their mom's basements and played World of Warcraft all day.
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