Here is one to lighten up the tone of the whole political discussion! (Putin, Obama)

[CommonSense1]

I am new to this forum, so I thought I would post a funny political one to lighten up the discussion a bit.

Phone Call

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While in Hell, they see a red phone sitting on a table and ask the Devil what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million Dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the Devil informs her that cost is 6 million Dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 and ½ hours. When he was finished the Devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime!

When Putin hears this, he becomes enraged and asks the Devil why Bush got to call the USA free!

The Devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."


(Sad, but true)

[sickofnyc]

Originally Posted by CommonSense1

I am new to this forum, so I thought I would post a funny political one to lighten up the discussion a bit.

Phone Call

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While in Hell, they see a red phone sitting on a table and ask the Devil what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million Dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the Devil informs her that cost is 6 million Dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 and ½ hours. When he was finished the Devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime!

When Putin hears this, he becomes enraged and asks the Devil why Bush got to call the USA free!

The Devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."


(Sad, but true)

No, stupid if anything. A better punch line would have been somethimg about the Bush/Cheney connection to the Devil. That would ring true.

[Toyman at Jewel Lake]

Funny, I didn't see that coming. With all the vitrol on this site we needed something to lighten things up.