Court upholds firing of NYPD officer who says wife spiked meatballs with marijuana
Here's the rub, people. You want your cops to smoke pot. Otherwise, they might not be so mellow and (Slam) you might (SLAM) hit your head (WHAM) on the roof of the (DONKEY PUNCH) car when they put you in.
Heh heh. "My wife did it."
Note to self. Can get medical marijuana for back pain. Just say no to Doan's Pills. Say yes, to sweet, sweet Herb.
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Long time ago, I tried to fight a traffic ticket. It ended up costing me much more than if I'd simply rolled over and fed the coffers like a good consumer/citizen. But, I believed if I stated my case well, the judge would (ROFL) believe me and dismiss the ticket. And as he stated, "I have no reason to believe this officer isn't telling the truth." I realized something. That translated to "I believe I have every reason to believe you are lying."
At that particuar moment, the doors flew open and Joe Wilson strode in, one finger pointed directly at me.
"YOU LIE!"
Nah, just kidding. Would've been appropriate, though.
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