Christian right finally get a break this week, new evidence debunks theory of evolution (conspiracy, doctor)
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I know this is a double thread, but I messed up on the title, sorry
Thanks for the laugh!
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Dr. Booble, who received his doctorate in paleontology from the respected Holy Patriot!â„¢ Bible University and Correspondence College of Claptrappe, Oklahoma, had embarked on the search, funded by a $2 million Discovery Institute grant, expecting to remain in the field for at least two years. The dinosaur saddle was unearthed a mere two weeks after the expedition's launch.
dinosaurs were expelled from the Garden of Eden for excessive flatulence and "unruly behavior" at about the same time that Adam and Eve were forced to leave as a penalty for a serpent-related "apple conspiracy". Those descendants of Adam who were not captured and eaten by some of the larger carnivores are assumed to have domesticated the less spiky and more manageable species for livestock, along with cows, chickens, goats and pigs.
No no no no no.....please tell me that is not actually an exhibit at the creation museum, please tell me it isn't so.
On a side note, a stegosaurus would be a safe bet for riding, very sturdy & powerful yet a little too slow for my taste. You wouldn't have any hope of outrunning a t-rex coming after you.
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