WITH
Apologies to
BILL I wanted to get this out today, because my work schedule for tomorrow through Saturday night is crowded. Too many sick/crazy people for me to keep up with, plus another clinician is out of town, more work for me...*sigh*
Please add your own as well as comments under mine
Week 5 Power Rankings
From the Lowest to the best
Still looking for their first win ...32 CLEVELAND BROWNS
No Wins, But not the worst in any other single statistic, BUT Josh Gordon disappoints again. When will the league learn not to offer jobs to druggies ?
31
MY FINZ
Only beat the Browns, and had a long series of 3 and outs the last game.
30
TENNESEE TITANS Good News FINZ FANZ AND TITAN SUPPORTERS : ONEof you will be Happy Sunday. Bad news, one of you will drop perhaps further in the rankings if that is possible
29
49ers 4 and 9 is not a record this team will see on week 14 More like 2 and 11 For now, are they the 1 and 4 ers ?
28 DA BEARS
\Beating the Lions does not make you a great team, oh my ! It means the Lions are worst than we thought last week.
27
YOUR NY JETS Careful, Fitz may try to pass......
26
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
25 New Orleans Saints
24
COLTS
YES< they were coming back in LONDON but they Just Blew it.
23
TAMPA BAY PIRATES
WITHOUT MARTIN, SIMS, and against NFL teams who can defend against the Pass WINSTON is not smokin this week.
22
DETROIT ROCK CITY LIONS May be better than their record, but Probably not.
21
THE JAGUARS ! FInally held on and won
And I like the helmets too
20
The New York Football Giants Odell Beckham, Eli Manning..who else ?
19
CAROLINA PANTHERS I hate to put them this low, but last years
MOJO has left the state. Probably looking for a bathroom.
18
ARIZONA CARDINALS aka THE PESKY RED BIRDS If you told me they would start 1-3 I would not have believed it.
17
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS Well, this team is mediocre at best and average at worst.
16
WASHINGTON REDSKINS Not sure, but heap big changes are due in chief's teepee
15
BUFFALO BUFFALOES FINALLY Someone beat the Unbeatable Patriots.
14
HOUSTON TEXICANS Starting to see that 72 million is too much to pay for a QB even with Texas money
13
CINCY BENGALS Beating the Dolphins on national TV Does not get you into the top ten in and of itself, but for once, you did not have the ugliest uniform for the week.
12
BALTIMORE RAVENS Still a good team, and it is October. Break out the POE and get ready for Halloween
11
DALLAS COWBOYS Sometime, the Rookie Beginners Luck is going to run out. Probably in a few days, as soon as someone better than the Bears or the 49ers comes to town....Like the Bengals.
TOP TEN
10
LOS ANGELES RAMS I am impressed but will they still win once teams actually start preparing for them ? Maybe when the league starts taking them seriously......
9
ATLANTA FALCONS
8
OAKLAND RAIDERS
WARNING IF THE TEAM DOES NOT GETCHA THE FANS WILL !!!!!!
7
PITTSBURGH STEELERS Maybe that one loss was a fluke ?
6
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES Flying on up in the rankings
5
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS Are for real too
4
GREEN BAY PACKERS
Did Aaron Rogers and Clay Matthews ever get that Fly ?
3
NEW ENGLAND BOSTON PATRIOTS
Will not have a repeat of last week this year.
2
MEENASODA VIKINGS
Purple People Eaters are back.
and number one this week, still looking for their first loss......
1 Your Defending World Heavyweight Champions
DENVER BRONCOS