Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (people)

[silibran]

Originally Posted by SeaOfGrass

People are referring to how it used to be the "Freshman 15" and now it's the "COVID 15."

I resemble that remark.

[HansProof]

I'll have a Miller Lite.


"Miller just kicked, Bud ok?"


Whatever, they all taste the same.


"Ugh, Bud just kicked, Coors Lite?"


God no, do I look like an animal?!

[jcp123]

I spent so long as a trucker, that backup cams confuse me, and I’ve lost the art of over-the-shoulder checks before changing lanes.

[KathrynAragon]

I don't have enough room in my fridge for the groceries I just bought.

[Nonchalance]

I bought a new blouse. It's red. But my new garden clogs are PINK. I cannot possibly wear them at the same time.

[Clintone]

I'm moving. I'm realizing why people have fantasies about living in the apocalypse. It's because in the apocalypse, every 40 year old Twinkie you find is a treasure.

I have enough "treasures" that they haunt me. I ignore their existence for countless years. They follow me around like a curse. On average, I'm sure I'd be better off if everything except my laptop and clothing caught fire. That's pretty much all I use of my possessions. However, I did just find something I bought, probably, 25 years ago that a limited quantity of were produced. I've also found 12 dollars worth of quarters.

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by Clintone

I'm moving. I'm realizing why people have fantasies about living in the apocalypse. It's because in the apocalypse, every 40 year old Twinkie you find is a treasure.

I have enough "treasures" that they haunt me. I ignore their existence for countless years. They follow me around like a curse. On average, I'm sure I'd be better off if everything except my laptop and clothing caught fire. That's pretty much all I use of my possessions. However, I did just find something I bought, probably, 25 years ago that a limited quantity of were produced. I've also found 12 dollars worth of quarters.

Having just moved myself, I can totally relate to this. And I will add that when one is moving, one's stuff looks like absolute CRAP. Now that I've put it all back together again, I am reminded why I like it but at the height of the moving frenzy, I think I hated every single piece of anything that I owned.

[WorldKlas]

Originally Posted by KathrynAragon

Having just moved myself, I can totally relate to this. And I will add that when one is moving, one's stuff looks like absolute CRAP. Now that I've put it all back together again, I am reminded why I like it but at the height of the moving frenzy, I think I hated every single piece of anything that I owned.

Oh true dat

[bjh]

I felt sad as I saw the YouTube video I was enjoying was almost over.

[Clintone]

Originally Posted by KathrynAragon

Having just moved myself, I can totally relate to this. And I will add that when one is moving, one's stuff looks like absolute CRAP. Now that I've put it all back together again, I am reminded why I like it but at the height of the moving frenzy, I think I hated every single piece of anything that I owned.

Yeah...we do need things I suppose. Running into the woods naked and living amongst the trees, foraging for berries and such might be pleasant for about an hour. There are good reasons why we stopped that though.