Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (everything)

[silibran]

Originally Posted by Nancy739

On the upstairs TV, I have to adjust the volume manually.

A hot dog fell out of the bag in the freezer and now it has freezer-burn.

The DVD player doesn't work.

I am out of light bulbs.

My hair looks flat and I don't have volumizing mousse.

Moisture got in the salt shaker and the salt won't come out

Oh sweetie, go back to bed and start your day all over again!

[Dave_n_Tenn]

I had Pecan pie for supper with a side of whipped cream

[bjh]

I had to restart my cellphone because it wasn't ringing anymore, but that fixed it.

[silibran]

Originally Posted by Dave_n_Tenn

I had Pecan pie for supper with a side of whipped cream

Well, I had pumpkin pie for breakfast. But this not a problem in any world.

[Nancy739]

Yesterday I watched helplessly as three capers rolled off my cream cheese bagel onto the floor.

The stray cat I feed hates my pajamas as hisses at me more when I wear them.

I did not set up the coffee last night, now I alone must face this.

There is left-over stuffing, but no mashed potatoes.

I join the ranks of the pie-less.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

I ran out of fish bites yesterday.... thank God for Amazon.

[AnnaGWS]

I ordered Carnegie's Deli yesterday. They only ship on Mon, Tues, & Weds.

[snerk]

I went out to feed the birds this morning and put on my puffy winter jacket. I was plenty warm when I was outside, filling those feeders. But then, when I walked back in the house, I wondered why the heat was on because it was SO warm.

[Nancy739]

My neighbor has hung out what sounds like a cow bell and I have to listen to it day and night. Now all I can think about are cows.

[bjh]

^Oh, no! That's a real problem. Srsly.

Bought some clothes yesterday and washed them. They still smell too "new" so washed them again this morning.