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I requested to leave an hour early for a hair appointment, just on the off chance that was a good enough reason, (WTH, why not, right?) well I was approved immediately. I wish I would have asked for 2 or 3 hours.
My dog chewed up the TV remote when I first got her in December. Now I am forced to watch closed captioning all the time and I can only change the channels one at a time with what is supposed to be a universal remote.
It's the universe telling you it's time to UPGRADE your TV!
I go by a certain store a couple times a week for breakfast. This place, that shall not be named, but rhymes with "Panera Bread", sells excellent souffles. However, when I try to order them online and pick them up in the store, they continually show that they are not available - or, at least the one I want is not.
So, I trudge to the store to stand in line and order. With the exception of one instance, the souffle in question was available. If I check online at that instant, it is not.
I would like to lash out, but it isn't likely the cashier's fault. I would go elsewhere except (1) no one has a better breakfast option and (2) I really like the souffles.
To add insult to injury, when I inquire online for other stores, they ARE available!
This morning I found a moth stuck in the moisture in the bathroom sink. The powder from its wings next to it like a weird sort of "snow angel." It just lay there, exhausted from the struggle of trying unsuccessfully to get up from a wet surface. I gently placed it on the back of the toilet tank to let it rest. When I went back later, more dust marks but it was gone. Probably gone to find our wool.
Why oh why can't plastic wrap manufacturers come up with a nice sharp serrated edge that actually works to tear off the desired piece of plastic wrap instead of pulling and shredding it into weird shapes and unusable pieces? I just don't know how to carry on with enjoying dinner after such an ordeal
My brand new (1 yr old) Honda CR-V does NOT have an indicator light for low windshield wiper fluid. WTH? But the rest of the car will drive itself! Seriously, people, you couldn't spend an extra 2 bucks for an idiot light?
I was pulling the sheets off my bed and I lost my grip and punched myself in the face. Then I told myself, "You deserved that, you nincompoop."
So, changing sheets is a real hit with you, huh?
I like puns, too, but that is more of a blanket statement.
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