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Text them "What charity should your mom and I leave all our cash and property to?" ..................They will be calling regularly.
They know we have no cash, so that woudl not work, but I could try "I am re-writing my will and trying to figure out who I should leave Sophie to"
At a minimum I would get a bunch of texts that say "NM"
Sphie is our psychotic cockatoo who terrifies them. They have all been bitten by her and if she is not in her cage she will flap around the room screaming and trying to bite them. She hates everyone but me and tries to kill everyone but me and mom (you should see her go after a mirror).
I'm having real trouble trying to figure out what to mix with my butterscotch moonshine. Root Beer is very good, but I'm not a huge root beer drinker. I'm thinking maybe iced coffee?
Dropped my truck keys between the seat cushion and the center console, yes the black hole where nothing comes back from. Luckily I had an extra one but this just adds to the Reese's cup, part of a bagel, and approximately $18 in loose change already down there...somewhere
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I'm trying to grow my eyebrows a little thicker. One of them is coming along and getting fuller and the other one is taking longer. So they're beginning to noticably look different. It's gotten to the point where I will have to thin the one that's bushier, or figure out how to effectively use an eyebrow pencil to fill in the other one. Like anyone has time to do that.
Our last three kids all moved out recently and when I text them to find out how things are going, they reply with one word, or one letter responses, or a bunch of letters meant to represent words as in IOKU?
I am instructed that rather than asking whether they like their roommates, or how their new job is going I am only supposed to text "RUOK?"
I suppose that if I want to know whether they like their roommates, it should be DYLYRMs? Or IYNJI? (Is your new job interesting?).
The yard mower guy...I asked him to trim a few branches off encroaching rhododendrons....
he butchered them in places.
If you want something done right.....
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) is that I want to take a shower and get ready for bed, but just discovered a TV show I like is on until 10. 
