Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[Mikala43]

Originally Posted by SportyandMisty

... and they think they deserve a raise.

Have you ever met anyone who said "I don't deserve a raise?"

[bjh]

I like to stay home and relax on Sundays. I need to go get a couple of things at the store. *sigh*

[bjh]

Originally Posted by HansProof

At drive thru:


I'll have an everything bagel with cream cheese.

"Would you like cream cheese on that?"

Yes

"And you said everything bagel?"

Yes, that's it

"Is that it?"

Yes!

"Did you want that toasted?"

Just give me food!

For some reason order takers can read too much into simple requests. I think responses I'd never say to someone about to handle my food. I regularly have this conversation when ordering a sandwich:

Can I have a ___________ with mustard, no mayo?

"Is (choose one or more) lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup or other dressings or toppings okay?"


I think but would never say, did I say no lettuce, tomatoes, etc.? Did I say "just meat and bread"? I just asked for no yucky sandwich gunk.

That doesn't mean I don't want anything else that normally is served on the sandwich.

[SportyandMisty]

Originally Posted by Mikala43

Have you ever met anyone who said "I don't deserve a raise?"

Good point.

But C-D moderators, in particular, deserve a raise, don't you think?

[KathrynAragon]

Sigh. I went to the grocery store yesterday. I spent $200. But I forgot two basic things and now I need to go back. Oh, and I also forgot gravy mix (because I never buy it but I need it for some recipe) and had to stop at ANOTHER grocery store and pick up two packets of gravy mix. And then I ended up also buying a People magazine and some breath mints - but did I remember to buy the two basics that I'd forgotten earlier? Heck no.

And I had to do all this running around in the rain too. Not a drizzle - pouring rain. Plus it was cold. At least I got to wear winter clothes for the first time this season so that was nice.

Oh, that reminds me of another first world problem I just had - I have so many clothes that I store the "off season" ones in the guest room closet. Which is upstairs. So I had to do my twice yearly running up and down the stairs with armfuls of clothes thing. I hate that.

[Everdeen]

I now have an electric car and no longer have to stop for gas, which was the bane of my existence.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

I drove cross country recently. I went to the beach, but I didn't have my beach chair, so I just sat directly on the sand. And then, when I stood up, I had mucho sand-o in the crack-o.

Also, I stepped on what I believe to have been a flounder while in the water. It was flat and slippery and I exclaimed, "ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwww!" repeatedly. The flounder couldn't have enjoyed the experience, either.

[stan4]

Raining a lot so had to drive 20 minutes away to an indoor court.

I hate indoor tennis.

[ClaraC]

Originally Posted by picardlx

Cherry or apple pie!!!????

Why does supermarket have to have both.

Can't believe I ate a family sized desert in one sitting...... But at least it was a single family serving instead of two.

Did you get sand in your teeth? ;D

[picardlx]

Originally Posted by ClaraC

Did you get sand in your teeth? ;D

No. Just and F in spelling and a dunce cap from elementary school teacher.