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If you are driving on the pavement question
Congratulations! Now you can drive like the rest of us here, forget the book!
1. Always use your hi beams to blind oncoming traffic.
2. Don't ever, under any circumstances, use your turn signal.
3. Pull out of a space backwards at 30mph and DON'T look. Remember the cars coming along behind you should swerve to get out of your way.
4. Always make a left turn from the far right lane by cutting off all lanes of traffic
5. if you smoke, throw your ciggies out the window only when you are assured of hitting another car.
6. When merging onto a highway, disregard the merge lane, shoot right across as many lanes as you want. Don't worry, the other cars will hit each to avoid hitting you
And finally, if someone wants to come into your lane and they signal, hit the gas, cut em off, you'll need the .0001 second they might have stolen from you
Welcome to driving in America, it's just like Italy and London
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