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My vote is DD or Cab... Fun pregnant friends make great DD's as long as it is a non-smoking bar, LOL!
OR... Perhaps you can pull a Captain Williams... If you are really 10-55 (HP Code for drunk-as-a-skunk!) find an officer and tell them you are a highway patrol officer. Maybe they'll take you to a local hotel to sleep it off like they did fellow state employee Captain Williams. Unbelievable...