Marketing to the fore... (agent, documentation, notice, interest) - Real Estate Professionals - City-Data Forum

olecapt · 10-22-2009, 07:26 PM

On occasion you hit a really remarkable Virtual Tour...

VisualTour

Enjoy

MikeJaquish · 10-22-2009, 09:22 PM

"Ma! That little palace has 4, FOUR! terlets! I have photo-by-Gawd-Documentation!"

Nothing says "immaculate" like a dead roach or two in the tour.....

Sandy Nelson · 10-22-2009, 09:27 PM

What's remarkable about this visual tour?
The agent's obsessive focus on featuring toilets? The fact that he's in the mirror shots? That he misspelled "Granite", or that he used flawed stitching for the shower photo?
I don't get it.

Rakin · 10-22-2009, 09:33 PM

I liked the tour of the stainless steel dishwasher in the kitchen. Did I mention the toilet is an upgrade ?

All this can be yours for only $1.5 Million.

Silverfall · 10-22-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeJaquish

"Ma! That little palace has 4, FOUR! terlets! I have photo-by-Gawd-Documentation!"

Did you not read the description...water closet, my friend. Please be more refined in your comments.

gbone · 10-23-2009, 03:25 AM

Having a feel for your sense of humor, I assume this was tongue in cheek olecapt. Other options would be that you had one too many the night before, you got up on the wrong side of the bed, you clicked the wrong link, or the Admiral made you do it.

MikeJaquish · 10-23-2009, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfall

Did you not read the description...water closet, my friend. Please be more refined in your comments.

But.... But.. I'm hopeless...

LynnKK · 10-23-2009, 06:26 AM

You are all right on.....this was one of the worst virtual tours I have seen in quite some time. The crappers weren't even Kohler....notice the marks on the cabinets. Golly, I wondered what that steel thing under the "granit" counters was....a dishwasher, up close and personal. There is no accounting for taste.....did he not see himself in those shots??

DMenscha · 10-23-2009, 08:11 AM

I loved the "mountain views" All I saw were rooftops

Oh yeah those things just above the 300 rooftops must be mountains. My bad.

olecapt · 10-23-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DMenscha

I loved the "mountain views" All I saw were rooftops

Oh yeah those things just above the 300 rooftops must be mountains. My bad.

You might be interested to know that would be considered a reasonable view...not a 10 but a 7 or 8. You gotta see a 4 or 5. Sometimes we get 10 degrees that includes the Stratosphere written up as a strip view.