How to make a first date awkward... (man, couple, average)

[thebobs]

When you're on your first date say...

Can you please hurry it up? I have a date in an hour.

[PJSaturn]

First question out of your mouth on the first date: "Have you been tested?"

[banevader]

Originally Posted by PJ8

First question out of your mouth on the first date: "Have you been tested?"

I usually ask if I can move in w/ her shortly after the date starts.
If she says no...and DOESN'T leave immediately...I start whining and begging.

[Jason28]

Show up with no pants on. Walk out of the bathroom shirtless. Ask her if she has hot friends. Spill coffee all over your pants and act like its intentional. Admit to loving Sarah Palin. Tell her you refuse to work. Talk about rehab loudly with food in your mouth. Seriously look into her eyes and tell her your favorite food group is cheese. Ask her if she pees in the shower. If she admits to peeing in the shower, quickly one up her by exlaiming quickly that you poop in the shower.

[thatsong64]

This is probably stupid, but I'm kind of jealous of people who've dated a lot because of these kind of wacky hilarious stories. I did have a guy ask me to brush his hair after a date when we were sitting on his porch talking...I was like "um are you a little girl and want your mommy to do your hair for church?" haha that's actually the wierdest thing that's happened to me on a date, not much, but...

[stepka]

Originally Posted by thatsong64

This is probably stupid, but I'm kind of jealous of people who've dated a lot because of these kind of wacky hilarious stories. I did have a guy ask me to brush his hair after a date when we were sitting on his porch talking...I was like "um are you a little girl and want your mommy to do your hair for church?" haha that's actually the wierdest thing that's happened to me on a date, not much, but...

I love to get my hair brushed, but I must admit, I don't think I'd ask someone to do that on a first date. That makes me think it might be a fetish, tho probably harmless.

[JSizzle225]

LOL he asked her to brush HIS hair. That's bizarre. I haven't combed my hair in 12 years. And I don't like to have it combed anyway...plus it's like 1.5 inches long. (LOL)

[mayalevi]

Originally Posted by PJ8

First question out of your mouth on the first date: "Have you been tested?"

Lol..but umm...that would be relavent if y'all got along so well that sparks flew somewhere else....

[thebobs]

Bring your parents along and explain that you are being chaperoned. Make sure they sit in between you two.

[TelecasterBlues]

Easy...pick her up in one of these, then walk her to the back door instead of the passenger's side and say "Yeah, you might want to watch your step..they always have trouble with that":