What makes YOU "bad in bed" (wives, sex, friend)

[JSizzle225]

Here are the things that make me bad in bed:

Sleeping in too late
Thrashing and messing up the sheets
Falling asleep in my clothes
Watching Jersey Shore
Using UTorrent

What about you guys?

[TaoistDude]

I have - on rare occasions - eaten crackers in bed.

[JSizzle225]

LOL that's the worst. I ate pretzels in bed once...and I washed the sheets three times and I still feel crumbs in bed.

Also, I roll over on my dog. That is bad. He growls, I tell him to shut up and not wake me up...it's a bad situation.

[*Sixy*]

I'm a blanket stealer (not intentionally though, when I'm asleep I'll roll and take them with me).

And I have ice cold feet but I hate wearing socks to bed.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

I slap the ham to it many a time in bed. Does that make me a good boy or a bad boy?

[TaoistDude]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

Also, I roll over on my dog. That is bad. He growls, ...

I sympathize. I used to roll over on my ex wife, and she growled too. I now have a rule: no dogs in bed.

[JSizzle225]

LOL why did Doctors name it "PMS"?

[paganmama80]

Originally Posted by justthe6ofus

And I have ice cold feet but I hate wearing socks to bed.

brrrr me too.

[swanstone1]

I asked this same question of a friend recently. I've decided that there is no such thing as bad sex but more likely, sex you wouldn't go back for again.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by JSizzle225

Also, I roll over on my dog. That is bad. He growls, I tell him to shut up and not wake me up...it's a bad situation.

Originally Posted by TaoistDude

I sympathize. I used to roll over on my ex wife, and she growled too. I now have a rule: no dogs in bed.

I have a rule... No ex wives in bed.