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Old 11-21-2010, 06:01 PM
 
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Well I came over to get away from shop talk. But if we're going to talk about sex injuries, I did send a fellow to surgery a few days ago after he *accidentally* sat on a bar of soap, naked, in just the wrong way. Really unfortunate. And painful, evidently.

Haven't seen a vibrator electrocution, ever. Reminds me of that movie, Parenthood, with Steve Martin and a whole bunch of other famous actors... the whole family is at dinner at Dianne Wiest's character's house, the lights go out, and Grandma says "I found a flashlight!". Zzzzzzzzzzz. The lights come on and all the kids ask, what was that? It sure is big!
At least he would come out of it clean as a whistle...

Haha whoops! cocktail stirer...

 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:01 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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...Really unfortunate. And painful, evidently.
...but 99 & 44/100% pure!
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:02 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Uh oh. There's only one review on the site and it's negative. Engineering just failed or I wonder if it fails for lonely canadian users LMAO

Imagine a user getting shorted out with an electric shock, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww hahahaha

nonymous Useron 11/16/2010 Not worth the money
This thing is worthless, it is flimsy, it shorted out while being used. It is way too expensive for what you get.
Sounds like the Rabbit could use some help from the Energizer Bunny.

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You forgot to translate into canadian. Need the "Eh" for full effect. But that is ewww gross.
LOL, I didn't understand what you were doing there. Duh!

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Originally Posted by yellfire View Post
Well I came over to get away from shop talk. But if we're going to talk about sex injuries, I did send a fellow to surgery a few days ago after he *accidentally* sat on a bar of soap, naked, in just the wrong way. Really unfortunate. And painful, evidently.

Haven't seen a vibrator electrocution, ever. Reminds me of that movie, Parenthood, with Steve Martin and a whole bunch of other famous actors... the whole family is at dinner at Dianne Wiest's character's house, the lights go out, and Grandma says "I found a flashlight!". Zzzzzzzzzzz. The lights come on and all the kids ask, what was that? It sure is big!
LOL!
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:04 PM
 
Location: right here!
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At least he would come out of it clean as a whistle...

Haha whoops! cocktail stirer...
Funny, those were my thoughts exactly. Well, that and I was really tempted to ask if it was antibacterial... so I could tell the surgeon if he could just skip the prep...
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:05 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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At least he would come out of it clean as a whistle...

Haha whoops! cocktail stirer...
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Funny, those were my thoughts exactly. Well, that and I was really tempted to ask if it was antibacterial... so I could tell the surgeon if he could just skip the prep...

You guys gonna be playing here all week.....
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:07 PM
 
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Sounds like the Rabbit could use some help from the Energizer Bunny.



LOL, I didn't understand what you were doing there. Duh!



LOL!
Yeah she put the battery in backwards. She kept coming and coming and coming and coming...

did you figure it out?

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Funny, those were my thoughts exactly. Well, that and I was really tempted to ask if it was antibacterial... so I could tell the surgeon if he could just skip the prep...
What does he tell his buddies?
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:08 PM
 
Location: right here!
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...but 99 & 44/100% pure!
"pure" was not an adjective that came to mind... I felt sorry for him. His mother brought him in. The guy was in his fifties and mom was in her 70's. I guess he didn't want to call rescue, and if he had a friend over, they didn't want to drive him.

Mom was completely oblivious. She basically dropped him off. I told her he was going to stay at least overnight and she said "Ok, will somebody call me when he needs a ride?".
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:08 PM
 
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You guys gonna be playing here all week.....
Or until we get kicked out or boo'd off the stage. Whichever comes first.
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:10 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Or until we get kicked out or boo'd off the stage. Whichever comes first.
Some of my jokes and quips have been falling pretty hard....

I need to go back to the joke well and see if I can dig something up......
 
Old 11-21-2010, 06:11 PM
 
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Some of my jokes and quips have been falling pretty hard....

I need to go back to the joke well and see if I can dig something up......
Well I have woke plenty of crickets. So there is beauty in not giving a flying ducky.
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