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Can I just say that the dude who showed up and is saying the same thing over and over using awkward biblical terms is making me stabby? Repeating himself doesn't make him make any more sense.
Can I just say that the dude who showed up and is saying the same thing over and over using awkward biblical terms is making me stabby? Repeating himself doesn't make him make any more sense.
I'm sure there is no shortage of suitors willing to help you find a place...
oh certainly. Unfortunately, they all want me to prescribe the medications that help them put that in that place...
fortunately, i shall soon escape dentureland, and find a spot where eligible men are still able to drive to pick me up, and going out to dinner doesn't mean the early-bird special at 4:30 at golden corral.
yes, that special fella is out there, somewhere. and he's not on a hoveround. Yet.
I'm sitting here in my cube, feeling like a rube
If anyone give me some slack, they're gonna get a smack
I can't wait for the end of the day
So I can go and play......
oh certainly. Unfortunately, they all want me to prescribe the medications that help them put that in that place...
fortunately, i shall soon escape dentureland, and find a spot where eligible men are still able to drive to pick me up, and going out to dinner doesn't mean the early-bird special at 4:30 at golden corral.
yes, that special fella is out there, somewhere. and he's not on a hoveround. Yet.
oh certainly. Unfortunately, they all want me to prescribe the medications that help them put that in that place...
fortunately, i shall soon escape dentureland, and find a spot where eligible men are still able to drive to pick me up, and going out to dinner doesn't mean the early-bird special at 4:30 at golden corral.
yes, that special fella is out there, somewhere. and he's not on a hoveround. Yet.
oh certainly. Unfortunately, they all want me to prescribe the medications that help them put that in that place...
That's a given - we're guys!
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fortunately, i shall soon escape dentureland, and find a spot where eligible men are still able to drive to pick me up, and going out to dinner doesn't mean the early-bird special at 4:30 at golden corral.
I always said that the most romantic date I was ever on was when Isabella Pistachio and I hitch-hiked up to the Corral for their special - it was a magical evening! The streetlights sparkling as we tumbled drunkenly through the streets, flagging down bicyclists for rides, that first heavenly taste of the sugar-free red gelatin...
...ummm...I mean,
How TERRIBLE!!! HOW could these guys BE like that?!? It makes me ASHAMED to be a man!
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yes, that special fella is out there, somewhere. and he's not on a hoveround. Yet.
Don't knock it - hoveround sex is amazing!
You know what they say - "It's round, so you can put it anywhere!"
No, you are not alone, but now we are all going to hell and better "save our immortal souls."
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