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^Funny stuff people. MM that was very funny. I'd rather be warped and wicked, than to have no sense of humor at all.
"One-eyed fat man on a big horse," one of my favorite movies by the way, reminded me of something.
True story.
My mom's youngest brother has a glass eye. He's had it since he was eighteen years old. I won't go into details, but suffice to say...
Budweiser + guns + the woods = Mayhem.
With Christmas upon us, I am also reminded of "You'll shoot your eye out!" That is not just a movie quote folks.
As kids we were fascinated by Uncle William's glass eye and he would frequently take it out for our enjoyment. He's always had a sense of humor about it. My uncle's best friend felt really bad about what happened, but you can bet your ass...
Spoiler
there were plenty of jokes about one-eyed Willie.
Signed,
Baby Sister
I used to work with a guy who would take a hotdog and unzip his jeans. One pocket he turned inside out and flipped it outside. You can guess the rest! Oh man, put it away dude! LMAO It's a hotdog guys!
Once my little sister, my best friend, and I were going to a concert (Alice Cooper, I think). The two them (my sister and my friend) looked like members of the Swedish Bikini Team, and I wasn't exactly chopped liver. We drove thru Der Wienerschnitzel for a Coke, and as we were driving off, the pimply-faced boy at the drive-thru hollered, "My friend told me to give you this!," and he tossed a balloon covered wiener in the front seat. LOL
Ahhhhh, the courting rituals of the Teenageris Americanus.
Ahhhhh, the courting rituals of the Teenageris Americanus.
I had studied them carefully, never allowing contact between us. The large one, whom I had named "Thor", was the Alpha-Male and took every opportunity to assert this fact. His mates Inga and Hazel were ferociously protective of their young, endearing them with an almost human quality...
A little boy with a hair-lip dressed up as a pirate for Halloween. When the elderly man who answered the door asked him what he was supposed to be, his reply was, a birate. The elderly man said what? The little boy said a birate. Not sure what he was trying to say, the elderly man asked again. Again the little boy's reply was a birate. The elderly man finally heard the little boy and figured out what he was trying to say. The elderly man asked the little boy......... so if your a pirate, where is your Buccaneers? The little boy replied....... my buckin ears are right here, why don't ya open your buckin eyes!!!! LMAO
Wrigley's Doublemint gum.......... double your pleasure, double your fun, take two girls to bed instead of just one! I got into trouble in a high school marketing class for that one! LMAO
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes
complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Geppetto to see
if he could help. Geppetto suggested he try a little
sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away
enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Geppetto saw Pinocchio
bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's
the girlfriend?"
Snow White would sit on Pinocchio and ask him to lie to her.
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It's a hotdog guys!
