Relationship Chat Thread #12 (affairs, woman, couple, different)

[Axle grease]

Spreading the holiday cheer a little early via guitar players. Are you ready for it? Click the link if you dare!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qqmp...layer_embedded

[macgeek]

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.The daughter said to her mother,

'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,


'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My penis is frozen solid.'


The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she asks,

'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!'

[paganmama80]

Originally Posted by macgeek

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.The daughter said to her mother,

'My hands are freezing cold.'

The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,


'My hands are freezing cold.'

The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.

The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My penis is frozen solid.'


The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she asks,

'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,

'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!'

[SD4020]

That joke never gets old.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by macgeek

Amish

That's hilarious!

[robee70]

Hi everyone,

Hope you've all been good.

After the craziness in my life the last month, this place seems normal.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by robee70

After the craziness in my life the last month, this place seems normal.

Don't hold back! Do tell!

Good to see ya, Robee!

[robee70]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Don't hold back! Do tell!

Good to see ya, Robee!

Unfortunately, nothing too exciting.

Just busy at work and maintaining my sanity with my parents. I prefer not to go into detail *live*, but one of these days I will end up in the looney bin.

How ya doin' chica? I thought of you & a couple of my other faves from here. Funny how CD works like that. Can Sierra & Co. come out and play?

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by robee70

Hi everyone,

Hope you've all been good.

After the craziness in my life the last month, this place seems normal.

Hi Robee,

Good to cyber see ya!

[robee70]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Hi Robee,

Good to cyber see ya!

Good to see you too.

I guess I don't have my rep mojo back yet, so I can't rep some more personal comments, but you got my vote.