Ah, what the heck - might as well get into the spirit of the holidays!
Stripper Wonderland
(sung to the tune of "
Winter Wonderland")
Here's the thing, are you listening,
On the stage, boobs are glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're horny tonight,
Working in a stripper wonderland.
Gone away, are the tippers
So I stay with the strippers
They're making me blind,
I'm losing my mind,
Working in a stripper wonderland.
In the office they can do some snow, man,
Then pretend that they have lost their gown
They'll say: Are you married?
I'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you get down.
Later on, we'll perspire,
As we light nips on fire
We'll face unafraid,
The mess that we've made,
Working in a stripper wonderland.
In the VIP is Mr. Goldman,
Dresses like a freakin' circus clown
They'll have lots of fun with Mr. Goldman,
Until the cops come in for a crackdown.
When we close, ain't it thrilling,
When your lips say you're willing,
We'll frolic and play, in quite bizarre ways,
Working in a stripper wonderland.
Working in a stripper wonderland,
Working in a stripper wonderland.
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It was called the "Madonna" look then! 
