Relationship Chat Thread # 14 (travel, South Dakota, standards, friends)

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by Thursday007

I was looking something up in the phone book once and couldn't believe how many people were listed as Jane or John Doe

I know it. Kinda wish I had the last name of Pearly. With a first name of Gates... Wonder how many calls I'd get?

[SifuPhil]

Neat toy I found while surfing...

[SD4020]

Hello Kitty, please dont taze me...

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by SD4020

Hello Kitty, please dont taze me...

Sounds like the beginning of a song...

Hello Kitty, Please Don't Taze Me

(sung to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" by Spike Jones)


Hello Kitty, please don't taze me
It will do more than just phase me .
Though I'm sure it's entertaining,
Please don't zap me anymore 'til it stops raining!

I went fleeing from your weapon,
Miss the dog poo that you step in.
You are such a nasty Kitty,
All your conversations suck and you look s****y.

All the counselors hate the Kitty,
And they give her tons of pity.
'Til one day in the school classroom
She pulls out her Kitty Taser - yes, it spells DOOM!

No, I don't want this should jolt ya,
Just electrify and re-volt ya.
You remember my last tazing,
That I lived the doctors all said was amazing!

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Sounds like the beginning of a song...

Hello Kitty, Please Don't Taze Me

(sung to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" by Spike Jones)


Hello Kitty, please don't taze me
It will do more than just phase me .
Though I'm sure it's entertaining,
Please don't zap me anymore 'til it stops raining!

I went fleeing from your weapon,
Miss the dog poo that you step in.
You are such a nasty Kitty,
All your conversations suck and you look s****y.

All the counselors hate the Kitty,
And they give her tons of pity.
'Til one day in the school classroom
She pulls out her Kitty Taser - yes, it spells DOOM!

No, I don't want this should jolt ya,
Just electrify and re-volt ya.
You remember my last tazing,
That I lived the doctors all said was amazing!

Hahaha. Brilliant!

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by SD4020

Hahaha. Brilliant!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Thursday007

Today is February 13 and is National Get A Different Name Day....

Cool idea! I believe a name can shape your life differently. Different names give different vibes. Even though I didn't change my last name after my last divorce mostly for practical reasons, one of the reasons I kept it is because it lightens up my first name at least a little bit.

Originally Posted by SD4020

I know it. Kinda wish I had the last name of Pearly. With a first name of Gates... Wonder how many calls I'd get?

LMAO! You would've had peace at dinner time even before the "do not call list." I bet the telemarketers would rather lose some commission than call you.

[crabman1]

Heavy icing for the guys further north and there the seas be angry. I am on the other side of the low though and have SW which has driven the temperatures up into the 30s. I think it might even hit 40 today. This is a good day for us.

[TheBeagleLady]

It's 50 degrees and sunny today. I have the heat off and the windows open, and I'm walking around in flip flops.

I should shred my junk mail more often. I just found $75 in Target gift cards! Good thing I opened the envelopes before shredding them.

[HurricaneDC]

Might have already posted this, can't remember, I love this song though. Especially the lyrics.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU6ancNYuFc