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Old 04-02-2011, 10:37 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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I just had to update my ignore list...... only got two on that bad boy.....

It takes a bit for me to append to that list....


Alas, I've found someone who is over qualified.
Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere.

Couldn't you have at least just sent me an IM? I mean, seriously, dude - you've given me the big I?!? WTF !?!

*proceeds with finding new victim to stalk*

 
Old 04-02-2011, 10:39 AM
 
Location: great airports of the US
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil View Post
With apologies to Belinda Carlisle...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Reading glasses have a place on earth
They say in Heaven sight comes first
We'll make glasses have a place on earth
Ooh glasses have a place on earth

~Heaven Is A Place On Earth
Thanks, Phil! I needed a jingle in my head all day, lol!
 
Old 04-02-2011, 10:42 AM
 
Location: great airports of the US
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Jesus was an Aries.
Ahhh, nuts. Ever since they changed the signs around I've had no idea where to invest my money, or whether to buy a lottery ticket. Of course I was a bit behind the times anyway, still thinking Pluto was a planet
 
Old 04-02-2011, 10:57 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Thanks, Phil! I needed a jingle in my head all day, lol!
You're very welcome, m'Lady.

Please remember I also do Bar Mitzvahs, divorce parties and am now taking bookings for the End Of The World 2012 parties.
 
Old 04-02-2011, 11:04 AM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Gah, last night was...interesting. Had record admissions, record bar receipts, the dancers were making money hand over fist...guess either the economy is turning around, or once again my superior managerial talents, combined with my smooth-as-silk way of taking care of the ladies, my god-like body and the fear I instill in evil-doers through the merest of glances, have evidenced themselves.

...nah - must be the economy.
 
Old 04-02-2011, 11:29 AM
 
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We have a nasty snow rain mix. Looking forward to being done here and getting to where its rainy and 50 or whatever they have in seattle nowdays.
 
Old 04-02-2011, 11:34 AM
 
Location: My Private Island
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Gah, last night was...interesting. Had record admissions, record bar receipts, the dancers were making money hand over fist...guess either the economy is turning around, or once again my superior managerial talents, combined with my smooth-as-silk way of taking care of the ladies, my god-like body and the fear I instill in evil-doers through the merest of glances, have evidenced themselves.

...nah - must be the economy.
Well, it was April Fool's Day!
 
Old 04-02-2011, 12:17 PM
 
Location: great airports of the US
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Gah, last night was...interesting. Had record admissions, record bar receipts, the dancers were making money hand over fist...guess either the economy is turning around, or once again my superior managerial talents, combined with my smooth-as-silk way of taking care of the ladies, my god-like body and the fear I instill in evil-doers through the merest of glances, have evidenced themselves.

...nah - must be the economy.
Maybe people were just tired of bad news... war, radiation, government shutdown... I work in a place that's nothing but bad news, but it beats the real world. Glad to hear some folks in your neck of the woods are taking some cash out from the shoeboxes and having a good time.
 
Old 04-02-2011, 12:19 PM
 
Location: great airports of the US
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You're very welcome, m'Lady.

Please remember I also do Bar Mitzvahs, divorce parties and am now taking bookings for the End Of The World 2012 parties.
What are your rates for The World Is Still Here, New Year's Day, Hangover Brunch 2013? I'm planning to serve Cristal and crow.
 
Old 04-02-2011, 01:25 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Well, it was April Fool's Day!
Ya know, maybe it was due to my superstitious Italian paternal grandparents (who used to regale me with stories of bad fortune brought on by breaking tradition) but all day yesterday, knowing what day it was, I was like a cat watching a mouse-hole - I was relaxed yet totally prepared and I didn't blink once. Outside of a little placing of the fear of Phil into one of our more troublesome customers (a practice which I truly love! ), it was an exemplary evening.

MALEFIKA!

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Originally Posted by aquene
Maybe people were just tired of bad news... war, radiation, government shutdown... I work in a place that's nothing but bad news, but it beats the real world. Glad to hear some folks in your neck of the woods are taking some cash out from the shoeboxes and having a good time.
I hope that's it - I've had the feeling for the past few years of once again having been born in the wrong time and place. I'm not known as an optimist - I prefer the term "open-minded pessimist" - but it would indeed be a nice change.

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What are your rates for The World Is Still Here, New Year's Day, Hangover Brunch 2013? I'm planning to serve Cristal and crow.
My rates vary; I use sliding-scale formulas for determining the needed client investment.

Based upon your profile picture, I'd say I'd only have to pay you $1,000 or so.

And split some of that Cristal with me.

On a more concerned note: I wonder if the zombies will be merciful?
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