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OM Effin God, can we please stop with the incessant stereotypes!
Do NOt give this man sex and food. Give him the exact thing he needs after a long, tiring trip. The exact thing EVERYONE needs after a long trip.
Take his clothes... his dirty wrinkled clothes and give them the spa treatment. Wash them, magicwipe them, iron them, starch them, dry clean them. Treat them like the precious garments they are in other words. Don't stop there though.
Hang them but first get the very best plastic or wood hangers you can find, not the crappy wire things. A man cannot help but feel love for those who love his garments. BTW, don't forget the garment bag either. It also deserves the best of care. If you treat his clothes lovingly, I guarantee the favor will be returned to you.
Wrong!! rip my clothes off, throw them on the floor, rape me, feed me, rape me again and then tuck me in. then wake me up in the morning and make me breakfast. if you want i'll make breakfast but make sure you're there cause we will be spending some quality time together afterwards, like maybe going to a show or something.
Well, unfortunately ... that did not go as well as planned. He came over, and it was like we were just hanging out.. like friends almost. We played some wii fit, sex (about 30 seconds) then cuddled & watched a movie then he went back to his place. I'm pretty dissapointed. I know he's probably tired but I'm ... a little put off now that I've had a chance to reflect on the day. Sorry to disappoint yall.
Unless you're sensing that something else was going on with him or that he wasn't appreciative of the welcome, I wouldn't get all bent out of shape about it.
The point of surprising him was to do something special for him, not in exchange for anything but just because there's pleasure in making someone else happy.
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