How to decipher womanspeak (wife, single, advice, sexy)

[Vintage Sunlight]

online, especially. I have a few, add more if you'd like.

"I'm very driven" = I'm career obsessed

"knows how to treat a lady" = I'm a spoiled brat

"I like to go dancing" = I want to dress up sexy and get other guys attention

"I like to party" = I'm promiscuous

"I don't know where life will take me" = If you don't entertain me, I'll dump you

"I want a confident man" = I want a guy who will treat me like $h*t

"financially stable" = wealthy

"a guy who is put-together" or "established" - I want money

"sexy and funny" = arrogant bad boy

"if you are ___________, don't waste my time" = I'm actually insecure, but I'm going to assert myself

"I'm looking for a guy who is responsible...." = I'm coming with a lot of baggage and you better be able to handle it

"a guy who is mentally stable" = I'm mentally unstable

and the best one:

"I'm looking for a non-creepy guy" = anyone who doesn't fit my criteria will be regarded as creepy

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Union Federal

"sexy and funny" = arrogant bad boy

That's too funny!

I guess we can take this as admission by the self-proclaimed "nice" guys to the fact they're NOT sexy and funny, which I've been saying all along.

[round4]

LOL...thanks for the comics.

[purehuman]

Are you single? With an attitude like what you have towards woman, I would think so.

[Ro2113]

Originally Posted by purehuman

Are you single? With an attitude like what you have towards woman, I would think so.

Relax it was all in good fun.

[Sonata36]

OP, best post on C-D. Ever.

As I had been on eHarmoney and Match.com for a while before meeting my wife...those are all so true--and understated--you really have no idea.

[Vintage Sunlight]

Originally Posted by purehuman

Are you single? With an attitude like what you have towards woman, I would think so.

Oh, please. Lighten up. And if you want to post something about menspeak, I wouldn't be soooo offended.

[recuerdeme]

There should be one about either living a very active life style or being extroverted... ie she'll be either on the phone or texting all the time every time you get together.

[macgeek]

More womanspeak;

"Fine" - You ARE sleeping on the couch tonight
"Whatever" - Talk all you want I'm not listening anyway
"No I am not upset at all" - run FLEE HIDE!!!!!!

Jonathan

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by macgeek

More womanspeak;

"Fine" - You ARE sleeping on the couch tonight
"Whatever" - Talk all you want I'm not listening anyway
"No I am not upset at all" - run FLEE HIDE!!!!!!

Jonathan

That's good advice for the clueless!