Creepiest Pick Up (date, wife, boyfriend, married)
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Over the weekend a significantly older guy tried to pick me up at a bar. It all started with "You have pretty hair" (I get that a lot). Then went into how he used to bite his nails so hard he couldnt show his hands then went to therapy. Then how he dated a girl who wanted to be treated submissively but then a few weeks in she started "talking back" and that wasn't ok. If that wasn't bad enough I later found out that he is still "technically married" and has a kid. I'm 25. The only reason a significantly older "kinda" married guy would want to date me is to have a little hussy to show off to his ex wife. Not my style.
So let me hear your creepy pick up stories. I love this.
This was back when I worked as a security guard. This girl leaves the store, turns to me and says to me "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see". Not a joke.
"Are those mirror pants because I see myself in them"
"Are you from space because you are outa this world"
"Can I treat you like a screen door and bang you all night"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Do you have a three legged boyfriend?...Want one?"
"Do you have any Irish in you? Want some?"
"Do you ever get tired of running? Cause you are always running through my mind."
"I'd like to be your rainbow...me bending over you"
"Are those mirror pants because I see myself in them"
"Are you from space because you are outa this world"
"Can I treat you like a screen door and bang you all night"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Do you have a three legged boyfriend?...Want one?"
"Do you have any Irish in you? Want some?"
"Do you ever get tired of running? Cause you are always running through my mind."
"I'd like to be your rainbow...me bending over you"
Yeah my brother's friend said that to me when we were young. He said it very seriously, and I was like what is wrong with you? Not knowing my brother and his friends were on the other side dieing of laughter. This was the same guy that pranked me at work when I was a lifeguard. He called up to be this perverted old man asking what was the proper attire to wear at my pool. He stated he had holes everywhere in his suit and they were big.
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