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I wonder what possesses a dog to think this:
Ahhhhh, that was a lovely walk. Fresh air, marked my turf, got a load off. Life can't get any better! I need to cap it off with..........hmmmmm............some BUTT! Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick.
I wonder what possesses a dog to think this:
Ahhhhh, that was a lovely walk. Fresh air, marked my turf, got a load off. Life can't get any better! I need to cap it off with..........hmmmmm............some BUTT! Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick.
I thought I posted this for you before - maybe. There's another one at the end too.
DOG HAIKUS
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-dead squirrel.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed many
Dog butts
I celebrate
By kissing your face.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle.
Behold my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss -
Well, maybe chasing cats. . .
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet, I fart a big one.
Yeah, you cant help but love em. We had a dobie and that guy was just so upbeat all the time. Never wanted to leave your side for even a second. You could go to take a crap and that dog would want to be right there. The entire time he would be acting like it was the best thing that ever happened to him and he couldn't wait to do it again. You just dont get that from human companionship. O_o lol
Crap. So, today is my birthday. It's a tough day because of my twin's passing. Beyond all the shyte that goes along with that, my dh and I decide that my b-day present will be to fix up my 40g fish tank. I wanted to aquascape it. I get some plant substrate ($60 in plants) and realize I'll have to break the tank down to remove the old gravel thoroughly (with hope it would be a cleaner endeavor). I move my angel to a bucket with some plants, remove all the stuff in it, and drain the tank. I rinse the new substrate and fill up the tank. It's like pea soup in there now. Dammit.
I have two filters going with this aqua clear stuff. God knows how long it's going to take. I can't put my angel back until it's somewhat clear.
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