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Hey skippy, why look a gift horse in the mouth?....so to speak......look, if she wants to play "battleship" (you lie down why she blows the hell out of you) faaaarrrrrrr be it from YOU to stop her.....learn to have fun with it....constructive feedback, NOT criticism....who knows who will be next? Maybe we can all benefit from your training as she finds her way down the trough?
Besides, it's not like it's taking THAT much of your time....just saying.....however, if she starts to want to really get into traditional risk taking, WHOA! hold on there cowboy....arrest that sack and get here the heck out there!!!! Buy some of my anti-relationship spray on-line. I call it, "Biotch-B-Gone!"....spray liberally.....
Kind of like the NFL on Sunday...sure, it's fun to watch, last a few hours but, then it's OVER....keep it that way....just play the game first....
No.....relationships just don't work, sex does. Don't let her work her magic spell on you....pretty soon you will begin to like it too much, settle on baggier sweaters and suddenly lack the urge to "hunt".....you will get lazy. Once that happens, you will start to realize that maybe there is something to this (there isn't by the way, it's just sex) and eventually make that leveraged mistake of saying "I (fill in the L word) you" when in fact, you just want her to shut up long enough to catch the best of what ESPN has to offer......
Man up, don't get lazy...find out what she is REALLY like and who else she is dating.....date her friends....always the best way to find soap opera material and real drama in life.....make a sport out of it.....sounds like she's keeping her options open, you should do no less.....you start spoiling them and before you know it, another dysfunctional family is born with kids that have names similar to after-thoughts.....don't fall victim to this scheme.....
Play battleship all you want, just make sure you win the war....
Your ego is out-of-control. You can unfriend her and not respond to her texts . . .or tell her you have joined the military and will be deploying tomorrow . . .
Your ego is out-of-control. You can unfriend her and not respond to her texts . . .or tell her you have joined the military and will be deploying tomorrow . . .
Haha, good one.
Test her out. Tell her you're deploying to 'nam. Selective service got you.
Or tell her you have genital warts. AIDS is much worse although unrealistic, therefore, genital warts; has a nice ring to it.
Your ego is out-of-control. You can unfriend her and not respond to her texts . . .or tell her you have joined the military and will be deploying tomorrow . . .
How is my ego out of control?
For a recap, here is what we have texted so far:
Me: We need to talk
Her: What do we need to talk about?
Me: i think you are a very sweet, driven, woman. But this isn't going anywhere positive. I wish you good luck.
Her: You mean we cant be friends? That's all I was ever trying to be anyway. What..
But its ME who should have gotten the point along time ago; like, 2 months ago when my best female friend told me to drop her. Or when, after our 2nd date, she told me she woke up in the middle of the night after dreaming about me and went to uhhh please herself. Crazy.
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